Hi. I'm Alex and I like candle lit dinners and long walks on the beach.

And when I say long, I mean long.


Bring a tent.

 

ALEX.

thetideshaveturned:

lubritorium:

thetideshaveturned:

strip club =/= poon

lubritorium:

thetideshaveturned:

lubritorium:

thetideshaveturned:

I HATE YOU.

GET THAT CLOWN OFF MY DASH.

Ok, but now you owe me some poon.

 No. Just… no.

But bby!

 Your 18! Go to some strip-clubs!

 Well then find some cheap hookers. All you gata do is find a ride downtown.

but youre here, and cheap and…

its way to easy to pick on you.