Hi. I'm Alex and I like candle lit dinners and long walks on the beach.
And when I say long, I mean long.
Bring a tent.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Man.
I was a dick.
ALEX.
strip club =/= poonI HATE YOU.
GET THAT CLOWN OFF MY DASH.
Ok, but now you owe me some poon.
No. Just… no.
But bby!
Your 18! Go to some strip-clubs!
Well then find some cheap hookers. All you gata do is find a ride downtown.
but youre here, and cheap and…
its way to easy to pick on you.
ALEX.
I HATE YOU.
GET THAT CLOWN OFF MY DASH.
Ok, but now you owe me some poon.
No. Just… no.
But bby!
Your 18! Go to some strip-clubs!
ALEX.
I HATE YOU.
GET THAT CLOWN OFF MY DASH.
Ok, but now you owe me some poon.
No. Just… no.
But bby!
(generate your own tumblrcloud)
Exactly my life.
How long has it been?
Not only have I not made a single post in weeks,
I gained two fucking followers.
Also post 300.
I hate all of you.
I love how
I dont post for two weeks and don’t lose a single follower.
What does that say about you guys? All 29 of you.
